You go to the gym to get rid of your belly fats, work your way to toned arms and hamstrings, and get on the treadmill to burn extra calories.  Now you have your dream to-die-for figure; the only problem is your sagging face.  Well, pick up the long face from the ground and smile at the “Face Trainer.”  Finally, a spark of hope for the facially challenged!

The “FaceTrainer” goes where no dumbbell has ever gone before–your face. It’s a creepy-looking mask is designed to exercise your ugly mug.  This is some hilarious health news, but it’s true—even though it comes from a company with a ridiculous name, “no!no!”   It’s pretty hard to take them or their product seriously, but the “Face Trainer” actually works.

No!no! claims using the FaceTrainer for 10 minutes a day over 30 days, will cut sagging by 71%, wrinkles by 42%, and improve skin tone and color.

It’s FDA-approved and combines resistance training and facial exercise. In a clinical study, 91% of participants reported the FaceTrainer helped them look better and feel younger, and 100% of people experienced some sort of improvement.

Now we see a serious threat to cosmetic surgery.